Iranian warships heading to USA to show reach

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by OrangeEmpire, Feb 11, 2014.

  1. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/02/10/iran-warships-threat-to-usa-coast/5365335/

    How cute
     
  2. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    I expect much cowering.
     
  3. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

  4. Joseph Brant

    Joseph Brant Airbrush Aficionado

    Time to reman the coastal fortifications.
     
  5. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    That's a lot of rowing.
     
  6. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

    Our division headquarters at the beach just moved their office to Fort Monroe.
     
  7. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Much like their "stealth" plane they displayed a year or so ago, who are they trying to impress? It isn't like the US is going to be concerned with it, and honestly, I imagine most people are giggling about it. It is almost as if they live in some cocoon and believe they are actually going to fool people with this stuff.

    Unless it is just so they can print this stuff in their country, where they control the news media. But I don't know, it just seems so bizarre.

    And I have a hard time calling a single destroyer and a supply ship with a helicopter a fleet.
     
  8. Joseph Brant

    Joseph Brant Airbrush Aficionado

    They know what's coming.
     
  9. syndicate

    syndicate Well-Known Member

    I'd simply ask them if their reach includes the bottom of the ocean because that's where their ships will be if they cross into our territory.
     
  10. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Just sink the damn ships and tell them to piss off
     
    Last edited: Feb 11, 2014
  11. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    "concerned about global warming" - al gore
     
  12. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Negative. Fashioning a sail from a bed sheet and a broom handle has cut rowing in half.
     
  13. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    We've dispatched the requisite force that such a threat requires:

    [​IMG]
     
  14. smokysbark

    smokysbark Chieftain

    Holler at us when you're ready to roll.

    -Israel
     
  15. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    Half expected a shot of the Vol navy.
     
  16. emainvol

    emainvol Administrator

    How much range do a couple of jet skis really have?
     
  17. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

    VollyRodgers with a ram
     
  18. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    If you hijack an oil tanker, potentially infinite.
     
  19. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

    Settle down Deacon
     
  20. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    A fleet of bumper boats from Pigeon Forge would suffice.
     

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