It's my birthday

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by cotton, Mar 8, 2012.

  1. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    Thanks for the card, assholes.
     
  2. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    don't mention it
     
  3. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    Happy Birthday!

    Here's to high cotton!
     
  4. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    Hey, it's the last birthday I'll have before turning 40. That's some kind of landmark, I think.

    I've heard that bad things happen at 40.
     
  5. volfanjo

    volfanjo Chieftain

    Champagne wishes and caviar dreams to you.
     
  6. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    You are correct on the 40 deal. It is also my brother's birthday today.

    Happy birthday Cotton.
     
    Last edited: Mar 8, 2012
  7. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    Attention whore. We solved the Billy C. riddle.

    At any rate, happy birthday you bastard.
     
  8. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Happy birthday. How ya gonna celebrate?
     
  9. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    I was a young boy that had big plans, now i am just another shitty old man.
     
  10. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    I will be eating quail with most of my extended family. It actually suits me pretty well this year.
     
  11. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    You don't have to be Billy C to be an attention whore.

    Besides, I could never pull off a persona that dedicates so much focus to bodily functions.
     
  12. Oldvol75

    Oldvol75 Super Bigfoot Guru Mod

    First of all Happy Birthday!

    Second, you hit the nail on the head! I've been there already,(55 this April 21, so get those cards ready and its also my wife's BD) you do literally start falling apart, it starts off slow but gets worse rapidly. Things you never even knew you had so many places to start hurting, things don't work like they use to, take for instance jumping off the bed of the truck! DON"T do that, it hurts now. Hope this makes you feel better!
     
  13. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    Congratulations. And to think, if you were a neolithic farmer, you'd be dead by now.
     
  14. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Happy birthday
     
  15. WM

    WM Active Member

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  16. Lexvol

    Lexvol Guest

    I'm disappointed that mullet didn't do a gif with Sab singing happy birthday to you.
     
  17. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher


    Pretty sure I was too old for Sab a couple of decades ago.
     
  18. BearCat204

    BearCat204 Chieftain

    Happy late birthday....I do well remembering my own, much less anyone elses
     
  19. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    Enjoy your colon exam next year. Im sure if you ask tenny nicely he may give you a free one.
     

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