Yeah. Put me in the camp that doesn’t care. Pay up, whip their asses on national television and the nerds in Birmingham can do what they want with the record book.
Think about what the punishment says. Seems like it has to be one of two things. 1. We think this humongous, college-trained athlete that could kill your average Joe without breaking a sweat intentionally stomped on some guy’s face while wearing cleats. We think sitting out 30 minutes of game time is adequate punishment for that. 2. We have no idea if he meant to do it or not, but for perception’s sake we feel like we need to do something, so here’s something not too severe in case it really was an accident.
Does this teach the exiting senior anything at all? Does this ease the chafing of the commodore's nether region? What exactly is this punishing, the appearance that something may or may not have happened? Did the SEC officiating crew come up with this punishment, or was a full committee of morons required? In the end, what does this accomplish?
We need to go ahead and start sending out "thoughts and prayers" via Twitter to our opponent as soon as it is announced, because there is a 100% chance that Jauan will kill a mother[uck fay]er during the second half.
Hope Heavy drops a month long appeal and then plays him anyway. Edit: NVM, he has already commented on it and will abide by the judgment. Hope they throw him the ball every down in the second half
Why has no one organized a calling the SEC office all day until the bowl game telling Sankey to go and [uck fay] himself.
