Jessica Simpson

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by VolDad, Apr 3, 2012.

  1. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

  2. tidwell

    tidwell Chieftain

    Did she eat Christina Aguilera?
  3. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    And Oprah?
  4. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    That girl took the ability to pig out during pregnancy way too far.
  5. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    I would.
  6. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Her fiancee is the loser here
  7. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    Is this for real?
  8. volfanjo

    volfanjo Chieftain

    VolDad's choice of pictures is interesting here given the trajectory of Catherine Bach's career. Google if you need help with this one.
  9. WM

    WM Active Member

    She's 8 months preggers.
  10. WM

    WM Active Member

    But seriously there better be like eight kids and a strip mall in there.
  11. tidwell

    tidwell Chieftain

    Solid. Didn't even have to google.
  12. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Last edited: Apr 3, 2012
  13. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    wouldn't even have to pull out either.
  14. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

  15. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    One night he'll figure out that he's been wailing away at a fold for 20 minutes, and his life will never be as good again.
  16. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    PMS ain't got shit on a hormonal pregnant woman. My wife would start crying when I just looked at her.
  17. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    What's this pulling out thing you speak of?
  18. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    I think it's just an urban legend.
  19. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Just have to hope she gets on a diet and exercise kick as soon as that baby pops out. I'd have that Sout Beach Diet membership already lined up and the personal trainer on standby. Shit, I might have her doing crunches during the delivery.
  20. Indy

    Indy Chieftain

    Wonder how much she weighs

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