Jimmy Haslam is a douchebag

Stefanski is already thinking about his buyout and his next job.

 

I feel bad for them, but the more time he spends ruining that is the less time he can spend trying to interfere at UT.

 

This, all day.

 

Thanks for helping us unsuck again, Factory of Sadness.

 

He also now owns the MLS team he can run into the ground too. Whatever can take his mind off of UT is a good thing.

 

"Thank you Manager ______________. Can you please explain to me in a 2 hour presentation, after also completing this 20 page questionnaire, on how you plan on wining the Soccer Super Bowl this year and then beat Mexico for the World Series Championship, as well? Is 3 pm on Monday ok for you to meet?"

 

The entire state of Ohio can eat shit, including the Browns fanbase.

 

I busted out laughing at him trying to act like he knows about soccer.

 

"Hey, Anthony - I thought you said I was buying another football team. This ain't football."

 

Enter Ted Lasso

 

"And this also ain't rowing. Columbus Crew Football Club makes no damned sense."

 

I used to see rowing teams on the Olentangy frequently when I lived there. That's all I got.

 

The Browns are like the guy that married the crazy ex-wife. You may feel a little bad for them but happy as hell they're offering up a distraction.

 

You know what the best thing to do for a first time HC is? Hire an even younger first time GM to help him out.