Kanye is apparently next in a very long line.

I'd hit it and then try to get on that Kardashian show. I would explain the virtues of hating Alabama every episode.

 

I'd watch.

 

You banging Kim, not the TV show.

 

I'm sure everyone wants to see my pale white ass disappear into a cavern of hips every second or so. Who wouldn't want to see that?

 

Would be a nice contrast to the RayJ sex tape.

 

You wouldn't see me. You'd damn sure hear me though.

 

Do you need the 2x4 strapped to your ass to keep from falling in?

 

Judging by the video clip I saw of RayJ, I'll need more than a 2x4. I'm thinking a couple railroad ties may suffice.

 

This is one I haven't seen yet.

 

Would you hit it raw?

You've got her naked and moist and she's ready to go. You can either hit it raw or not hit it at all. And you're never going to have another opportunity. This is the hypo. Go.

 

I mean. I only know of like four guys. Is she really that slutty?

 

Why do you keep up with Kim Kardashian's sex life?

 

Why wouldn't I?

 

Yep.

 

Good point.

 

Twice.

 

I hit it and hope those are just razor burns

 

If I caught anything from a Kardashian I'd demand millions in cash or Ima tell errybidy.

 

While I think her vagina is a disease riddled sinkhole, I still would.

 

I've done stupider things, but she seems like a bit of a clinger