Lane Kiffin Trolling Tennessee

I had 10 seconds of legit anger before I realized he was right.

 

It's entirely unnecessary for him to retweet that link. It could be 100% true that my ex-girlfriend is a common road whore, but that doesn't mean I have to tell everyone about her.

 

Douchebag is one word

 

Interesting place to draw your editorial line in the sand.

 

What if he goes 9-3 and beats FL? My guess is he gets an extension instead of heat. But, if that's all he can do, the next several seasons won't be fun.

 

and frankly, appropriate either way.

 

Well shit, now I think that's what ends up happening. The darkest timeline.

 

Yep. Looks like the road to Hell to me.

 

I'd rather go 5-7.

*Under the assumption that Dave Hart wouldn't possibly be allowed to make another hire, but you never know with UT.

 

Exactly. 9-3 confirms all worst fears without triggering any change whatsoever.

 

And Dave Hart probably offers him Saban money because of a rumor on Reddit that the Patriots want to hire him away.

 

Please. Hart will be down at Hunters Lane hiring a guy because he's the AD and coach. The beauty is he has gone 8-5 twice after a couple 6-6 seasons.

 

I'm a big proponent of something being one word if it can be one word.

 

That's very German of you.

 

Correct.

 

I used to think I was half german. As it turns out, I'm half prussian. Or a quarter prussian and a quarter polish. They took a lot of liberties with those boundaries in the 19th century

 

What's the difference between a Prussian and a German? (A question, not a setup for a joke)

 

The century.

 

Prussians are blond, emotionless, warmongering authoritarians from the baltic.
Germans are swarthy beer-swilling bavarians.

 

That's what I thought.