Mass Panic on the 8th: Snooki is Preg

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by Tenacious D, Feb 29, 2012.

  1. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

  2. Steve C.

    Steve C. Banned

    The disquiet is palpable.
     
  3. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    Not really a shock
     
  4. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    i'd say the kid is a lock to be a stripper, but then it occured to me it didn't have the genes.
     
  5. WM

    WM Active Member

    Hah, right when the [itch bay] got skinny too.
     
  6. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Edit: I freaking hate trying to link stuff via mobile will try again later.
     
    Last edited: Feb 29, 2012
  7. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    But you can't get pregnant if you go anal, right?
     
  8. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Man or woman?
     
  9. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    It was dark.
     
  10. govols182

    govols182 Honorary Mod

    If that's IP's...that'll be one ugly child.
     
  11. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    I wouldn't put my penis inside snookie. #fact
     
  12. JT5

    JT5 Super Moderator

    But would you let Snookie put hers inside of you?
     
  13. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    That's just wrong, man.
     
  14. volfanbill

    volfanbill Active Member

    No way the news is just leaking if it's mine. I was lonely, I wanted to say no but couldn't. She'd surely already have the baby bump for when we hooked up.
     
  15. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    It's being widely speculated that her due date is December 21, 2012.

    I guess that the end of the world stuff isn't looking so far-fetched now, is it, "science lovers"?!
     
  16. govols182

    govols182 Honorary Mod

    If anyone would carry a baby for 13 months it would be her.
     
  17. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    If you're at the emotional / spiritual place in life that you are about to enter Snooki's snatch (dibs on this being the name of some Pigeon Forge based wedding chapel / raw oyster bar / go-cart combo-plex by year's end), you have an infinitely greater and far more pressing array of things to contemplate, instead of her potential baby bump.

    Such as wondering if your parents were first cousins who were also poor decision makers. Or, why you have no friends who love you enough to cut off your penis in order to prevent you from doing what you're about to do.
     
  18. volfanbill

    volfanbill Active Member

    well you quit taking my calls. What was I supposed to do?
     
  19. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    [MENTION=48]NYYVol[/MENTION] became enrgaed with jealousy, and left me little recourse.

    After "it puts the lotion on", ceasing all contact with you was the only other stipulation he required before allowing me out of his crudely formed basement pit.
     
  20. punkcat

    punkcat Member

    All you have to do is watch an episode of Jersey Shore or Mob Wives and you'll be convinced that the world is ending soon.
     

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