NSFW: The Most WTF Court Transcript In History

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  1. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    The Greatest Court Transcript Ever

    Worth your time:

    [video=youtube;pkFaIxpbHvM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkFaIxpbHvM[/video]
     
    Last edited: Oct 11, 2016
  2. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

  3. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    The judge probably regrets some of that.
     
  4. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    I suspect that's right. Probably the part about him looking like a ***** and saying he would probably find him guilty if he represents himself. And maybe the part about asking him to pull it out and whack off.
     
  5. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Ya, those things. The last one was really, really strange.
     
  6. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    He'd been provoked to full boil. We're all cavemen at that point.
     
  7. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

    It's not often that we post courtroom transcripts here, but in the case of The State of Georgia v. Denver Fenton Allen, we really didn't have any choice but to post the completely batshit insane back-and-forth between Mr. Allen and the presiding judge in the case, the honorable J. Bryant Durham Jr. And in case you think we're pulling a joke here and making this up, we assure you that is not the case.

    Mr. Allen has been accused of murder, and would like a new court-appointed attorney, as he claims his first one has failed him in a number of ways, including not providing him with all of the discovery evidence, and purposely tanking his case because he won't let him suck Mr. Allen's [penis]. That is not the weirdest part of the case. Not even close...


    http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7038439/you-need-to-read-the-most-wtf-court-transcript-in-history

    In case you don't want to read:

    NSFW

    [video=youtube;7vN_PEmeKb0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vN_PEmeKb0[/video]
     
    Last edited: Aug 4, 2016
  8. bostonvol

    bostonvol Chieftain

    "You have a constitutional right to be a dumbass." I laughed
     
    Last edited: Aug 4, 2016
  9. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    What the?
     
  10. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    This is what KB posted
     
  11. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    Ah. Didn't click that link. Don't do videos. I'll read a link, not watch one.
     
  12. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

    I don't know how I missed that.
     
  13. dknash

    dknash Chieftain

    The voices kind of make it though
     
  14. DownNDirty

    DownNDirty Contributor

    DO IT......JACK OFF! I had lost it already then I hit the floor.
     
  15. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    It happens. Just allowed me to show off my crazy merge skills.
     
  16. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    Got me to start watching Rick and Morty.
     
  17. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    The defendant is far from dumb. He's crude but quick witted. And he knows a decent amount about criminal defense.
     
  18. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    "I'm fixated on your mouth."

    I lost it.
     

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