Off season assistant carousel

Getting Chip Long in place if/when Weinke leaves?

 

Browning and this is an even better hire. Extremely impressive. imo

 

Meh, this is a one year deal. He'll be an OC at minimum somewhere in 2021.

 

Yep, 2 years max if he is picky about where he wants to go.

 

The most unproven coach on the staff was Lane and he had national championship rings as a coordinator

 

I mean, I suppose it could be a Plan B if Cheney drops dead, which is sadly something you have to consider.

 

Yeah as bad as it sounds its not a bad insurance policy as well.

 

I don't want him to, but there is no way he doesn't weigh 325 pounds. He's 58 to boot. That ain't a good combo.

 

He's definitely not in good shape. Even before on his first stint here, he was a big dude. It will catch up with him.

Just to compare, top one is from around 2011-ish, bottom 2019

 

That's what I was thinking. Also insurance should Chaney's heart blow up.

 

Chaney probably one of those that has perfect blood work every time he goes in and people like me that are 195 lbs have high cholesterol.

 

Damn fatass. Eat a salad or something

 

I mean, shit, he's been an OC for 4 years. 1st year with Memphis State, then 3 with ND.

His national rankings were:

PPG: 15, 24, 41, 14
TYPG: 28, 27, 32, 43

Had the two highest scoring offenses and two of the top 4 best gaining offenses in Brian Kelly's tenure at ND. It's a hell of a hire, and you have to wonder if BK is bad mouthing him to the point where he had to settle for an analyst job.

Which, if I'm Long, I'm just glad he didn't kill me like he did that camera guy. Kelly is a total piece of shit.

 

Yeah trying to get down to 185. Doc just said stay under 200.

Bout a year ago I went in and weighed 190, had been working out and eating fairly healthy and he told me my cholesterol was in the 80th percentile chance of having a heart attack. Had to cut back on red meat and ice cream.

 

He's probably pushing 400.

 

He and Pruitt are close, he's also friends with Niedermeyer.

 

I thought about this as well.

 

Yeah I weigh 330 and Cheney is way bigger than me.

 

Chaney should consider gastric band surgery.