Pettiness

I thought rock bottom was him washing Saban's car.

 

it should have been but he seemed to actually like it.

 

Unfortunately, Saban has very nice cars and takes good care of them.

 

He was getting paid like $200k/mth to do it. I'd probably love that too.

 

How often does Saban even really drive? He's at work all the damn time. Probably the easiest cleaning job ever.

 

A quick look inside Saban's car

 

Arkansas State is 130th out of 130 in total defense. They are also tied for 2nd to last in turnovers.

 

Brick.by.brick.(exactly how he's destroying the program)

 

"Let's go, Alden" ?

 

2-10.

Solid start of a tenure.

 

Eric Gray muffing Oklahomas hopes and dreams away.

Love it.

 

3-17 in last 20 games as head coach.

 

Year negative one. Year Zero next year gonna be huge as a springboard into Year One in his third season there.

 

some context

 

His coaching should be considered a war crime.