She's never actually said those things. I'd meant the quotes to signify what I'd assume the non-football-loving would think about me. My wife puts up with me fine; she's just a little annoyed that as a football widow nothing's getting finished after 11 a.m. on Saturdays.
There are three types of women in life.....those who love football, those who accept that nothing gets done on Saturdays during football season and those who divorce because they don't agree with the first two categories.
