Pruitt’s Promise

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by Tenacious D, Oct 20, 2018.

  1. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Stupid players [uck fay]ing up his infallible system.
     
  2. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Like it wasn't his main objective to coach them or something.
     
  3. MettaWorldPeace

    MettaWorldPeace Contributor

  4. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Wait, that can cause blindness?

    [uck fay]. [uck fay]. [uck fay].
     
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  5. lumberjack4

    lumberjack4 Chieftain

    I thought non-stop masturbation caused blindness. Never thought about needing eye protection.
     
  6. Butch Jones

    Butch Jones Small Member

    The players I am coaching now all get it. Notice how much we are scoring this year. I gave Coach my play book, and we are now seeing how an infallible system works.

    Now, excuse me, I have to wash the players' jerseys and then spend the off week waxing the helmets for next week's game.

    Roll Tide
     
  7. Butch Jones

    Butch Jones Small Member

    Coach liked the wax job on his car today. I could tell by his smile I saw. I don't get within 50 feet of coach, as I don't want to bother him, but I could tell he liked it.

    Roll Tide
     
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  8. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    Sounds like my high school coach. I cut an off tackle run back into the gap where the guard had pulled for a 30 yard touchdown during a jamboree my sophomore year. My mother had never seen the kind of chewing I got when I got back to the sideline. She talked about it for several weeks.
     

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