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Discussion in 'Politicants' started by fl0at_, Jun 7, 2021.

  1. Unimane

    Unimane Kill "The Caucasian"

  2. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

  3. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    In the spirit of bi-partisanship, it's time for Cocaine Mitch to step down too.
     
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  4. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Imagine putting these super senior senators against each other in Jeopardy.
     
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  5. Unimane

    Unimane Kill "The Caucasian"

    McConnell and Feinstein are merely fossils by now. I'm only about 70% sure Feinstein isn't being rolled around the capitol building like Weekend at Bernie's.
     
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  6. ole_orange

    ole_orange Board Simp

    He’s been giving off serious Alzheimer-ey signals lately. Like Joe Biden scouring the room for a dead congress member bad stuff
     
  7. emainvol

    emainvol Administrator

    I think blue-screening twice on stage is a little worse than forgetting someone died
     
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  8. ole_orange

    ole_orange Board Simp

    Both are shells of their former selves cognitively. But he definitely needs to get the doctor Biden uses to write him a adderal script.
     
  9. emainvol

    emainvol Administrator

    I don’t think you should mix Adderall with blow, but I’m no doctor
     
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  10. ole_orange

    ole_orange Board Simp

    Eh why not, no need to worry about your health at that age as long as you can actually power through each day until you eventually fall over dead. Beside addy and Coke are basically cousins to each other. In the end you are still amped
     
  11. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    Let's do Hollywood Squares instead. It's perfect.
     
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  12. Poppa T

    Poppa T Vol Geezer

    Vegas would have lines on all sorts of fun stuff, like how many can you catch on camera dozing off; or who falls asleep first. The betting choices are endless.
     
  13. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    They both do the same thing
     
  14. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Trump would never.

     
  15. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    Not why Mitch is called Cocaine Mitch but that would be one hell of a combo for a guy like him. His heart would shoot out of his chest like a rocket.
     
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  16. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    It's long past time. That guy might die on live television.
     
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  17. emainvol

    emainvol Administrator

    It was just another Cocaine Mitch joke
     
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  18. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    If this geriatric mother[uck fay]er has done this twice on camera and it receives a relatively calm reaction from his staff, how often is he doing this in private?
     
  19. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Also, Glitch McConnell is gold.
     
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  20. cpninja

    cpninja Member

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