Random Schematic Thought

What would be the downside of putting our 6'6", 380 pound mountain of a man as a fullback/up-back in short yardage situations and just tell the TB to follow him? It's not rocket science to learn isolation and lead plays. There's not a linebacker in America who could hold their own against him going full steam.

 

They used Tiny as a FB some last year.

 

It's too simple

 

He still would have to run behind his pads.

I've always thought that you should have a midget on the team and have 2 linemen throw him over the goal line in short yardage situations or 2 point plays, but thats just me.

 

This guy agrees, Card.

 

Give Calhoun da ball!

 

Calhoun say he don't want da ball!

 

Walter Payton disagrees.

 

Why not just give it to the 380 lb man on short yardage and tell him to launch forward and go down?

 

Honestly and truthfully, I would be afraid he would fumble more times than would make it worth it.

 

Shoot. Sweetness and the Fridge were awesome together.

 

Tell him to squeeze it like a soft little mouse.

 

Except for that awful call in the super bowl.......

 

Eh, worked more than it didn't.

I remember the joke that the Bears were going to draft Tony Robinson because Chicago already has a Refrigerator all they needed was a Coke machine.

 

Made me laugh out loud.

 

Devrin?

 

Get one light enough, you could just toss him down the field ten yards at a time!

 

Ok folks, the modern acceptable term is "little people".

 

I had totally forgotten that one...