SMU Could Get The Death Penalty Again

But this one would be self-imposed. They are reportedly considering #ddiapos for their next head coach. Why in the Hell would Rick Hart even think about hiring the same guy his father fired?

 

Too retarded not to be real.

 

Please do it. Pretty ****ing please.

 

If this happens, I want SMU on the schedule ASAP. I'd love the opportunity to embarrass him the way he embarrassed us for 3 years.

 

SMU and Dooley together, pretentious match made in heaven.

 

Do you remember what happened last time Dooley coached against Jones? Be careful what you wish for.

 

More talent gap than coaching if you ask me

 

Our ignorant fanbase would give him a standing ovation when he came out on the field.

 

Nah. Hitler would receive a better response.

 

He wore orange pants and took the job when nobody else would! Y'all SHOULD applaud him! (Sarcasm)

 

Anyone reckon he still has the orange pants?

 

Are you saying we would lose?

 

I bet he kept the tags on the ones from 2012 and tried to return them.

Actually, let's make that a part of the folklore.

 

He'd put his finger in their face and tell them a receipt is not needed for them to properly do their job and refund his money. They should also know the original selling price if they know anything at all about doing their job.

 

There is no way Dooley gets a head job again.

 

Probably not, but i can't say for sure that Dave Hart wouldn't vouch for him.

 

Remember who the ad is there too.

 

LOL, no. Just no.

 

Why would anyone ask Dave Hart for his opinion on anything related to a coach, sports or winning?

 

Probably because they are dumb enough to consider Dooley to fill a coaching vacancy.