Tennessee/Alabama Pick the score

Gonna pick 2 scores with Tua at least being somewhat questionable to play. (at least some rumors he may be held out)

With Tua

Gumps - 43
Vols - 21

Without
Gumps - 38
UT - 24

 

Shock the world.

Vols 28
Turd 24

 

It's gonna take some magic and some bama mistakes.

 

Vols: 35
Bama: 34

 

“And the crowd goes beeee-ZERK!”

 

If Tennessee wins Saturday, I’d hate to be an OB/Gyn or a nurse 9 months from now...

 

I'm glad I have a vasectomy.

That being said, I've already angered the wife about my Saturday plans. She has a friend's birthday party at 6, I offered to watch the kids.

 

My level headed pick:

Alabama 41
Tennessee 17

My homer pick

Tennessee 31
Alabama 28

 

45-13 Bammer

I think JG struggles this game. But we still see enough to be encouraged for USCe and the rest of the schedule.

 

"Your friend wont miss me or your kids."

 

It's just hard to imagine the sequence of events that would lead to an upset. A complete collapse of the bama passing game?

 

I will piggy back on this.

I think we just cannot compete with their offensive firepower. But until kickoff, I choose to live in the dream.

GBFO

 

Outside of a flu outbreak or some other wild occurrence, I see no path to victory in this game. Even if Tua is out I could see them hanging 40 on us easy.

 

Good Guys - 27
Incest U - 24

 

Wait.

Butch is on the sidelines in Neyland.

OH DEAR GOD!


WE ARE GOING TO WIN.

 

We score a bunch of times. They score fewer times. Time expires.

 

Thought for a second somebody had procured Alabama’s offensive game plan

 

That's the kind of deep insight we need to get in a podcast.

 

54-10 bammer. They're gonna [uck fay]ing skull drag us.

 

Auburn really brought this team together, huge win gave us boost in confidence. Our throw game is getting an identity and our o-line is playing better as a unit.

Tide. -56
J. Jennings-17