The Bet

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by cotton, Sep 1, 2016.

  1. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    The season is upon us, so without rehashing all that has been hashed, I would like to formally commemorate, record, and otherwise preserve for posterity the terms of what shall henceforth be known simply as "The Bet."

    If Tennessee has an 11-1 or better regular season record during the upcoming football season, I must buy dinner for the poster known as Savage Orange. If Tennessee posts a record 9-3 or worse, Savage Orange must buy dinner for me. Dinner is defined as an evening meal or, if the loser so chooses, a $50 gift certificate to somewhere that serves food. A 10-2 record is a push and no food is eaten by anybody.

    Furthermore, if UT goes 11-1 or better, I will host a get-together in Knoxville for anybody with an 8thmaxim account, probably in conjunction with one of this seasons basketball games.


    Sound right to everyone?
  2. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    I thought there was an injury clause
  3. CitrusCo.Vol

    CitrusCo.Vol Member

    JG wanting to rattle the cage.
  4. TDVol1989

    TDVol1989 Always Be Menstruating

    Oh hell...the bet that will never die. I agree with JG, no IF's
  5. dknash

    dknash Chieftain

    Croom's missing App St. so I'm pretty sure it's already off.
  6. govols182

    govols182 Honorary Mod

    Indy should change his name to Candy.
  7. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    11-1 or bust baby!! Injuries be damned.
  8. knoxvol

    knoxvol Contributor

    By "host a get-together in Knoxville," you mean buy Ruth's Chris, amirite?
  9. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Whoever has the under 10 wins can rest easy
  10. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Poor Savage Orange.
  11. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    For realz... I may have to pay up by the Florida game if this keeps up....
  12. Volgrad98

    Volgrad98 Contributor

    Savage, I can't help but feel you got swindled on this on. Hopefully Cotton is a light eater.
  13. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Instead of an injury clause, Indy should have argued for a Butch clause. He wouldn't have taken any shit over that one.
  14. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    It's only $50... You can eat a lot or a little, depending on how where you eat!!
  15. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    Easy pay off at Krystal.
  16. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    For $25 I'll scrub all mention of this and point to the no bet talk rule.

    That goes for either side, though one is more disadvantaged than the other.
  17. MWR

    MWR Contributor

    Might as well pay up now, and eliminate the suspense. As if there was any suspense after last night.
  18. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    Ha ha! No thanks. 1-0 is 1-0... If they look like this against VT, I'll really start to worry but as of now I'm standing behind my prediction.
  19. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    That's the way I see it. 10 more to go.
  20. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Might be cruel and unusual punishment to take his money, cotton.

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