The NC State Wolfpack beats UT feeding the red dog thread

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by MaconVol, Aug 28, 2012.

  1. MaconVol

    MaconVol Chieftain

    In response to Card's Orange Dog thread.

    NC State defeats Tennessee in horrific fashion Friday night.

    Dooley decides to break out the black jersey's, instead gets a truckload full of purple and gold 21 jersey's.

    Tyler Bray doesn't complete a pass Amerson's way all game long, and gets picked by him 4 times.

    Neal averages .6 ypc and fumbles 3 times, forcing us to put in Devrin, who gets smashed by NC State's closest impersonation of McCullers. Forced to play Lane the whole 2nd half.

    CP does his best Zach Rogers impersonation the whole game, while White Lighting himself is our leading receiver with 3 catches.

    The defense is horrendously bad in the back end and Glennon throat slashes Sentimore as the clock winds down, after he has picked the UT defense apart to the tune of 450 yards and 7 touchdowns.

    Palardy is 2-5 on field goal attempts, which isn't an unlikely scenario.

    NC State wins 56-6

    Dooley is fired before the clock hits 0, and Ansley is named the interim coach.

    attendance plummets and the 2012 Volunteers become known as the worst team in UT football history.
     
    Last edited: Aug 28, 2012
  2. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    I like Card's thread better.
     
  3. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Damn straight.

    FTOD
     
  4. MaconVol

    MaconVol Chieftain

    just trying to be humorful
     
  5. chavisut

    chavisut Dan Mullen Fan Club President

    Damn right FTOD.
     
  6. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    EffTOD.
     
  7. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Evil shenanigans.

    GBO.
     
  8. 615 Vol

    615 Vol Chieftain

    If Dooley gets fired does he get to keep the orange dog? I'd think it would help during the hiring process for a new coach.
     

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