The Vols Universe has Turned

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by IP, Feb 4, 2018.

  1. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member


    How deep are we talking here?
     
  2. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    BUMP
     
  3. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    I don't understand what is happening. Can someone please explain it to me?

    I am scared.
     
  4. NEW COACH

    NEW COACH Contributor

    Quay Walker to Vols confirmed.
     
  5. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Says what?

    I thought someone just said we lost him?
     
  6. NEW COACH

    NEW COACH Contributor

    We did.

    But we live in IP’s universe now where the Vols luck has turned.
     
  7. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    I'm standing by these statements, potential #1 seed be damned.
     
  8. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    The universe I see has a b-ball coach that is doing well now, but is known for tournament collapses and will probably retire here before long. Based on all of history, it is almost certain his replacement is terrible.

    The lady Vols have a loser that is just good enough to ride our previous successes out for years against borderline nonexistent competition and never get fired but never win anything. Probably just long enough for us to become an afterthought in that sport, too.

    All other sports save softball and maybe track are still in the gutter. Georgia is building the kind of dynasty the East has been begging for since Meyer left and we dicked around with Dooley and Butch. We were set up for the type of run in 2015-16 that would have given us the unstoppable momentum UGA has currently. Unfortunately, Butch, Shoop, Old Man OC, Currie, Hart, Di Pietro, Davenport, etc. The window is closed and we will suck until long after we are all dead.
     
  9. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    Fwiw, I heard that the Vols are killing it in the multiverse.*

    *to be fair, infinite timelines pretty much ensure a sustained dynasty or three sprinkled in there somewhere.
     
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  10. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    I've never been so productive at work on signing day before!

    #voluniverseturned
     
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  11. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Question.

    Did you spell turd wrong?
     

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