Probably get more of a positive response if we made virtual sex tapes. Then afterward we'd have a huge new revenue source by selling them to Sab.
Oh no. Not a troll. They'll ruin our day with heated discussions that get us all in a huff, because we'll totally take everything they say seriously!
From my experiences at V,B I don't think they could post here for more than a month without being ran off.
Offer recruits a voucher good for their choice of unicorn or fire-breathing dragon. But it's only redeemable 10 years after they complete their playing careers at UT.
Give recruits an invisible briefcase filled with one zillion dollars. They get the magic dust that makes it reappear as soon as they complete their playing careers in Knoxville.