UT and VA Tech to play Bristol Motor Speedway in 2016.

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by SGMVols, Oct 9, 2013.

  1. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    There's approximately 65-90 rows at any point around the track. I think raising the field will help, which I read once they intend to do. As long as you're in the first 50 rows around the track, I think you're good.

    I remember being taken aback by how small the place is when you're on the infield because you don't have to climb hills and 5738372925892826627 got damn steps to make it to your seat.
     
  2. rbroyles

    rbroyles Chieftain

    Just being contrary.
     
  3. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    I saw the field painted inside be the infield with my own two eyes, and it doesn't look like it will be difficult to see the action, at all.
     
  4. rbroyles

    rbroyles Chieftain

    Hey if any of you want to try to get together let me know. Also, I have two unused bedrooms if someone is needing to spend a night. Subject to the lady who shares my roof giving approval. Send photo and penis size. jk
     
  5. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    What are the rules on measurement?
     
  6. rbroyles

    rbroyles Chieftain

    just make up your own. She thinks this ___________________________ is 6"
     
  7. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    That sucks. Get inside early enough and you won't have to wait in line to ride the elevator. If you wait until the last minute, you'll either have to wait for the elevator or have to take the stairs. The latter really sucks.
     
  8. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    How bad are the stairs? I'm not opposed to taking them just to make my mother-in-law have to walk up them too.

    I'll probably end up trying to sell the four she bought and put that cash towards buying four decent seats.
     
  9. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    Bet the sponsors love the headlines these days. They likes them some shoddy coaching, blatant nepotism in reverse and headlines about the head guy being a complete douche.
     
  10. rbroyles

    rbroyles Chieftain

    According to Bruton Smith publicity is good no matter how bad it is.
     
  11. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    The tickets are sold already, too.
     
  12. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    Talking TV turnout dooz
     
  13. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    I hope Botch twists his ankle slipping on a random lug nut on the sidelines
     
  14. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Fortunately, the AD has already wisely invested in a stool.
     
  15. Oldvol75

    Oldvol75 Super Bigfoot Guru Mod

    Nothing like a future thinking AD.
     
  16. rbroyles

    rbroyles Chieftain

    That's what we have, a nothing thinking AD.
     
  17. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    So I had a friend of mine suggest that we take a "Luxury RV" to Bristol for this. It was over drinks, but he mentioned it multiple times, so I think there was some seriousness to the idea.

    I'm not sure I really understand the term "Luxury RV." Does that mean strippers?
     
  18. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    I has a tour bus lined up, but my wife is due with #3 September 14th, so I'm not going. I can give you a contact if you want
     
  19. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    I'm pretty sure strippers are standard on any RV. I'm thinking Luxury RV means hookers and blow.
     
  20. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    You know how to camp.
     

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