I don't know what to think about this one. Mizzou is one of those teams that kind of defies the metrics. They don't do anything consistently well beyond rush the passer with their DEs. They do have some guys on the offense who can play. If Mauk decides to be decent they could give us trouble, or he could throw 3 picks and complete 40% of his passes. There's no doubt the schedule has contributed to their wins, too. If we're able to run it all day I like our chances, though.
Ding ding ding! Also, Hurd on draw plays will rack up 150 yards, screens to hurd will get him 100 yards passing. Vols win all day everyday. Which means they will break my heart. CUP CHECK!
This day starts out with the kmf familia getting on campus early to watch the Vol walk. I expect Butch to stop by and thank me personally for bringing one of the most beautiful families he's seen to the stadium. We find our seats soon after, and I have to explain to my wife what a dry campus means. Then I'll have to explain why we can't drink in the stadium that is on a dry campus. That'll take probably the whole first quarter to sink in. But, back to the total annihilation of Missouri. Dobbs and Hurd have career days. Today will put them on the map for back to back Hiesman trophies. Dobbs next year and Hurd the next. We score early and often. Offense, defense, and special teams. We can do no wrong. We put an ole fashion take them behind the woodshed ass whoopin on Missouri. We do them granny style and tell them to go pick out the switch that we are going to beat them with. Dobbs runs for 3 TDs and passes for 3. Hurd runs for 200 yards a 2 TDs. Neyland Stadium has to be inspected by engineers for structural integrity because of the 107000 fans shaking the building off of the foundation. Vandy forfeits because they know they have no chance. We go to a bowl game and end up in the top 25 and preseason top 10 next year. I'm proud to wear power T and orange every day next year, and 2016 we are national champs, of course we all feel bad for Butch when we fired him for Gruden at the end of 2015, but the 3 time nation championships help us get over it.
This is the most nervous/anxious I've been going into a game this year. This is an important one, folks.