Why Do We Care So Much?

I can't. It's you who sees yourself in this light. I can only show you the stream, sickened goat. You must drink for yourself.

 

That, or make kobe beef your primary protein.

Add some wine to the diet to keep the sperm sweet.

Gals hate sperm that stings.

 

I eat a lot of pineapple for this very reason.

 

Wrong. My mother and my granny will validate each of my claims.

 

I do miss my granny.

 

Coconut for me

 

Its like looking a puppies in a window, you want to take them all home.

 

My granny is now widowed and lives with my parents in Hilton Head, but she thinks she's in Johnson City and believes my grandfather is out fishing. But, brother, when I walk into the room, you'd think Elvis strolled in. I can't get enough of that lady.

 

Mine passed away 11 years ago at 102, and I understand fully what you're saying. To hear her talk, you would have thought I had cured cancer in the morning and brought peace to the Middle East in the afternoon.

 

Nothing like a thread discussing granny and the taste of semen on the same page.

 

Tom Brady made my weekend far more tolerable.

 

Yeah, I forget how I ended up there on Wikipedia one day, but I was surprised.