Wonder if she said no?

http://imgur.com/4N0cInP

 

Sort of a "if a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it..." question for you, amirite?

 

I mean it wasn't rape rape.

 

Thought this was going to be about catwoman.

 

You people.

 

For that to happen, something would have to be done for her to say no to. We know that ain't happening.

 

Best murder plot to get rid of a wife I have ever heard of.

 

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Hence my post

 

The sad part is I played in a softball tournament Saturday with a guy who was more pathetic that JQK. A girl had

1. previously made the guy chocolate chip cookies, and
2. wasted her entire Saturday to come out and watch him play softball (and I love playing, but let's face it, I'm not watching a rag tag team's tournament for the heck of it)

and yet he still is oblivious to this. Cute girl too. Not kb standards I'm sure, but cute.

 

[video=youtube;khKrd1RNy2U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khKrd1RNy2U[/video]

 

Tell me you tried to clue him in. That's just painful to even hear.

 

Pretty much all day long. It was even more painful to watch. Humorous, but painful.

 

You spray elk urine in your mouth, I lose my sympathy.

 

The only thing more embarrassing than being stomped to death by a white tail deer would be being filmed in that poker shirt.

 

Is that typical? We always sprayed a tree or such, not ourselves. Anyone who hunts knows right away what the story is when you hear a guy got attacked by a deer.

 

I know right? Gnarly...

Can't help but think I would be dog cussing my wife too for showing no sign of concern.

 

I laughed hard at his "attire" for sure.

 

Yep. She should've found the biggest branch she could handle easily and tried to hit him in the nose or between the antlers.

 

I want to think I could take a deer mano a cervid, if it weighs less than I do. I am probably wrong, but I can't imagine getting whooped utterly by one.