Y'all see where...

Somebody drove a car into Sunspot?

 

Love the "Parking in Rear" sign. More so if someone put it there for the photo op.

 

Dude, what I'd do for some sundried tomato hummus right now.

 

I wouldn't hit a bull in the ass with a handful of chickpeas.

 

It's amazing Jay. Expand your horizons.

The burgers are good too, though.

 

If you're willing to eat chickpeas, you'd probably like hummus.

 

That's a derogatory country saying that means "They ain't worth a shit."

 

I've eat it before. I would rather eat the ass out of a menstruating skunk.

However, burgers are up my alley.

 

You're a real wordsmith.

 

Hawkins-by God- County.....

Edit: Most of my "folksy euphemisms" I learned from my dad. The man was an unmatched expert in using the word "shit".

 

Haha, I know.