You are all bad parents.

This guy gets it.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local...fbcef2-09fc-11e4-8a6a-19355c7e870a_story.html

 

Well, that's pretty damn cool.

 

That's good.

With that said... I took my kids to chickfila last week. Taught them to hate the gays too.

Sorry, gcb.

And Tenny.

 

**** this guy. **** monarchies. As an American, he should be ashamed.

 

agreed.

and fwiw, i didn't need to read about this guy to know that i'm a shitty parent.

 

I laughed.

 

I suspect an alterier motive. No man something this ludicrous for their damn kid. His wife musta been holding out on some killer deep throat.

 

That's it. I'm declaring war. My princess and little prince will have their own country if they want it.

 

Wouldn't you be like "dad that's a stupid name for a country."

 

Before or after Hobby Lobby?

 

Went to Hobby Lobby afterwards. And then straight to the Bible Book Store.

 

Any bets that this kid will/won't be the ultimate spoiled teen [itch bay] in a few years? Kid, set a line and we'll start wagering.

I'm all for being good to your kids, but this is crazy. Claiming a country because your child wants to be a real princess will do nothing but harm. No wonder some kids think they are more special than every other child.


That said, my girls are the princesses of a small little 100 acre country in the Valley of Goshen called Myfarmlandia.

I'm thinking the guy's found oil or precious metals in the area & this is a rouse to claim it. That or he's just a monumental dumbass.

 

I watched the World Cup with my daughters....after hooking them up to electrodes that gave shocks at random intervals & of random intensity. They'll be no soccer fans in my home.

 

Eh, I bought my kids a sandbox too.

 

We should give him weapons of mass destruction to protect his kingdom, as long as he promises not to use them on us

 

This struck me as funny. The minimalist response is very effective.

 

It's all good until a cat dumps in it

 

Wasn't there a House episode where an autistic kid ate cat droppings in his sandbox and made him deathly ill?

 

We can settle this with a good old fashioned duel.

 

I'll be a horrible parent I guess. At church camp, and we have kids who are literally spoiled to death, I had a group complaining one night about something trivial. I told then their problem was they had been raised in a society that says they are so special that they practically inhale oxygen and exhale glitter, like little magical glitter breathing royalty. I proceeded to inform them that was a lie and until they realized they were just normal humans and life didn't owe them anything, they would remain miserable complainers.