You can be anyone... Who do you choose?

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by Indy, Jan 31, 2016.

  1. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain


    My answer - Yes
     
  2. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    A short life of nothing but happy experiences sounds nice.
     
  3. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    Wilt Chamberlain's penis.
     
  4. woodshed

    woodshed Active Member

    the front...
     
  5. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    I'd be worried about motion sickness. A lot of retching involved.
     
  6. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    If it's just about booting ****, why not be Peter North? Homer has made quite a nice living for himself getting paid to splooge all over a ton of really hot women....
     
  7. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Dan Bilzerian shoots awesome guns and drives crazy cars. Plus he has s couple of dollars too
     
  8. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    eh. by that theory tell me i'm bill gates and I can buy all the hookers I want.
     
  9. **TDCVOL**

    **TDCVOL** Contributor

    Justin Timberlake.
     
  10. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    I like this one too.
     
  11. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    A lot of those guys get their starts in gay porn.
     
  12. gcbvol

    gcbvol Fabulous Moderator

    What have you done to yourself, kpt?
     
  13. **TDCVOL**

    **TDCVOL** Contributor

    He's already jack hammered ScarJo and most other hot chicks we could all name. He's married to Jessica Biel. Go ahead and end this thread. This is the answer to you foolish question.
     
  14. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Ha. Watched too many of those E! behind the scenes specials.
     
  15. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain


    They have such on porn stars?
     
  16. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Filled with either cocaine or molly.
     
  17. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    Well scratch that, then. I personally wouldn't willingly take it in the keester even once... Even if it meant I got to do unspeakable things to a lifetimes worth of hot chicks afterward...
     
  18. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    And now we know NYY's answer.
     
  19. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    Porn documentaries are some of the more wholesome programming E! has.
     
  20. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    All the Kardashian shit?
     

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