You guys don't understand

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by countvolcula, Oct 19, 2014.

  1. countvolcula

    countvolcula New Member

    It's a process
    I
    Like raising your children. Its like, changing the oil in your car, but you have no oil or filter

    Its like, planting a seed, only to have a drought and you try to water, but your hose has a hole in it and the ACE hardware store us closed because the economy is bad

    Its like mowing grass except with scissors and they are dull and bent, so you have to chew the grass
     
  2. RockyHill

    RockyHill Loves Auburn more than Tennessee.

    Go home, you're drunk.
     
  3. countvolcula

    countvolcula New Member

    I wish
     
  4. ben4vols

    ben4vols Contributor

    It's like watering bamboo and waiting for it to grow.
     
  5. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    Or feeding a red dog to turn it orange.
     
  6. IP

    IP "You don't know what it is like in our universe."

    It's like hiring trannies when looking for *****.
     
  7. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    Bad news John.
     
  8. DC Vol

    DC Vol Contributor

    Hey, with a little imagination anything is possible.
     
  9. OrangeBlood79

    OrangeBlood79 Contributor

    "I...Like raising your children."
     
  10. LunaFreak

    LunaFreak loves Bowling

    This thread is losing coherency.

    Just sayin'.
     
  11. LunaFreak

    LunaFreak loves Bowling

    In before 'There was one?"
     
    Last edited: Oct 22, 2014
  12. IP

    IP "You don't know what it is like in our universe."

    You just don't understand.
     
  13. LunaFreak

    LunaFreak loves Bowling

    And thank goodness for small blessings.
     
  14. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Peace and blessins
     
  15. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Put Custom Title Here

    Thank God for peanut butter fudge.
     
  16. LunaFreak

    LunaFreak loves Bowling

    Are all of you guys on drugs? Or only most of you?
     
  17. IP

    IP "You don't know what it is like in our universe."

    I am the drugs.
     
  18. countvolcula

    countvolcula New Member

    Bad football causes alcoholism and drug addiction
     
  19. IP

    IP "You don't know what it is like in our universe."

    And sexual dysfunction. Before Dooley, NYY was just a normal married guy who might occasionally stop at a Pilot Travel Station for a Slim Jim.

    Now he stops by 3 times a day for Big Jim. And Fat Andre. And Skinny Steve. And whoever else taps their foot in the back stall.
     
  20. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    Well I've been known to drink way too much when we suck. So, the last decade is pretty hazzy for me.
     

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