You guys don't understand

I've actively gone into games with the attempt of getting drunk enough so that I wont remember the game. kind of makes you wonder why I keep going.

 

It's the nirvana point between not enough and black out drunk. The best 5 minutes of the day.

 

I had a home made fried Pecan pie today, like a home made fried apple pie but with the gooy pecan filling and pecans in it. Amazing!

 

I know this will get me banned, but right now, I hate you.

 

Banned. Until you are sorry. Which can only be immediately.

 

I would like to have one of these

 

If someone could pick Barbara up by her ankles and beat Kiffin to death with her that would be awesome!! Not as awesome as the buckeyes I made last night, but pretty awesome nonetheless...

 

I love Buckeyes