your daily coffee

I would go buy an Andrew Luck jersey just for the trip.

 

"hey man i'm just going to grab a cup of coffee." find the local starbucks, wait in line, order your coffee that somehow takes 3 sentences to tell the "barista" to explain, wait for the coffee, and then we leave. your "will only take a couple of minutes" now has turned into a half an hour easy. narcissism at it's finest.

 

I guarantee andrew luck is a coffee drinker.

 

Grande coffee, black, no room. In and out. Now the bathroom stops.......

 

You are mistaking "coffee" for "Yuppie California Drinks".

 

Grande? Get a Venti pansy.

 

Black.

Follow up thread: first daily poop

 

That's always the theory. Never seems to work that way. Women generally are the worst at this though. Show up late already and then insist on getting coffee.

 

don't tell me you don't get any foam.

 

7:15 am

 

I typically require a 20 minute or more dump within an hour of coffee consumption. Don't forget to factor that in.

 

Mtn Dew for me. Been a couple of weeks though.

 

Only thing I ever get at Starbucks is a venti Pike Place (or Christmas Blend when in season) except for my birthday when I use my free drink to get a venti mocha or caramel macchiato.

I never stop by a DD for coffee, I brew my own at home.

 

My biggest coffee adventure is adding espresso.

 

My buddy insisted on getting like a 30 ounce coffee while driving to vegas. i refused to stop despite his pleading. he still *****es about that today.

 

just think about the fact you know what all these things are.

 

Rightfully so.

 

I like coffee. I can't tell you the first thing about wine and think anyone who can tell the difference between a $50 and $100 bottle of wine is insane. It's all about preference. I like coffee.

 

I don't have much pity for self inflicted problems.

 

A lit up KK sign means God wants you to have a doughnut.