Your Officially Official season prediction thread

Who do you think you are trying to punish? Kevin Spacey? Elton John?

 

Blow up may be 8-4. Dont take too many bad bounces to do that with Washington, UGA and Bama on the schedule. You may lose to those 3 without either.

 

The purveyor of the world’s busiest glory hole im the men’s room of an I81 truck stop.

 

Oh right, like he's ever been picky about genitals. He'd go down on E.T.'s smooth rubber groin like it was a gobstopper.

 

Ok, I assumed you meant worse. We’ll see. Would all depend on how they lost. If Gus’s stupidity costs them a game again it could get ugly.

 

I'd qualify that if you think they have a playoff team.

 

Is this some kinda season prediction bet?

I’ll wait for the “unless the team gets legionnaires disease and they forget to bring shoes to the games” caveat.

 

Let me say it again.


Fuuuuuuuuuuck Auuuuubuuurrn.

 

Apologies for the diversion, back to the topic at hand. For those of you heading to Charlotte, when the Vols win, I have a post game bar suggestion for you. The Thirsty Beaver Saloon.

It is not nice. It could fairly be described as a shit hole. But in a city mostly devoid of soul it’s got plenty of it. You can’t walk from the stadium but it’s be a short Uber ride. They have $1 Hamms, Schlitz and Naturals. The jukebox has all the good stuff. The deer hanging over the door has roughly 700 bras hanging off of it. An irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

 

Gun to my head, no. The schedule is just killer. I wouldn’t be surprised at all with 11-1 or 8-4.

 

Wide range for all that talent.
8-4 basically has you losing to the only 2 teams with more talent even tho your in the ballpark and probably 2 against lesser talented teams.

 

I think that’s the floor. My money is on 10-2.

 

POTY candidate. Has to be.

 

My head says 7-5 because they piss away one they shouldn't.
My heart says 8-4 because they blow a game they couldn't close.

 

We will not lose to South Carolina.

 

Yes. I think OL could be good enough to push most teams around.

 

I will also go with 7-5.

 

I think I’ve said 7-5 in another thread, so I’ll do 9-3 in this one, and bump the right one.

 

8-4. Pruitt and staff think they get to 9

 

6-6, smash another overrated B1G in a bowl game to get to 7