the stadium turf.

No joke. Drier than a popcorn fart here.

 

they don't have sprinklers in tenn?

 

Not only that, the Tennessee River is a hose throw away from the field.

 

Who are you?

 

I'm not trying to grow my grass. **** cutting that shit when it's 90+ with humidity levels to match.

 

We're surrounded by woods and it takes my dad a ridiculous amount of effort to keep it looking good. He said **** it this year as well.

 

The grass over my field lines looks great!

 

With all the afternoon storms in Orlando I have to cut at least once a week. And it's humid as hell. I do get to sweat out the beer toxins.

 

As we speak.

 

Green side up you say?

 

The lawn mowing companies have all got rich this season. My grass has needed mowed twice a week this year (I've still only done it once) but you get the point. It's rained a lot.


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This is disappointing news. Not unexpected, but disappointing nonetheless.

 

am I the only guy with a gardener?

 

Check your privelage, Mr. Duke.

 

if it's up to trump i'll probably have to get a new one.

 

I don't have a yard. Just trees, bears, and snakes

 

No

 

I'm changing because my son is now old enough.

 

my father had the same idea when I was 13 because it was a "waste of money" and "I like doing it myself." miraculously changed his mind when I went to college.

 

Couldn't figure out why the 120 yards of turf didn't reach the endzones, so they climbed up on the grassy hill on the west side of the stadium to sit and think about it.