The Butch Jones Doomsday Clock is now the Jeremy Pruitt Doomsday Clock

We are actually taking our time with this so we have a fighting chance to get it right.

 

You had my curiosity.

Now, you have my attention.

Please continue.

 

So does this mean we are getting on the Gus Bus?

 

the uncertainty needs to end in the next two weeks or we are really hurting ourselves in the short term

 

I need deets

 

I don't care about short term right now. Fix the damned foundation and the program for the long haul. If it takes 6 months and an interim coach for 2021, do it. Just get this thing right.

 

No, we’re just trying to make sure Florida doesn’t need to make a move if Mullen goes to the NFL. They always get to pick their coach before us, remember?

 

Seems to work for fOSU. There is a reason they have had something like 5 HoF HFC in a row.

 

Nope gotta finish Top 12 in recruiting instead of 17th! Hire anyone with at least one winning season and a southern accent.

 

Probably cancer.

RIP.

 

I have been assured that I am indeed cancer.

 

Been trying to think about what would be the most “Tennessee” thing that could happen. I think it’s that we hire Kiffin again and he bolts AGAIN after 1 or 2 seasons. Could you imagine lol

 

We finally get Gruden but he's a burnt out flaming flop.

 

Sounds like Michael Bolton. He’s pretty good I guess

 

Well first you need to get publicly turned down by Gus and then Billy Napier. Then there must be a meeting with Mike Gundy. That heats up but he stays in Stillwater for $100 more a month...of course publicly. Then you decide to sell your soul and go after Freeze. As that deal enters the “imminent” phase, Fulmer decides to complete a scheduled interview with Doug Marrone. But Mullen bolts and Florida takes Freeze. Fan backlash over Marrone causes a pause. Bill O’Brien turns us down publicly but we never contact him. Fulmer schedules an interview with Tom Herman. Herman decides to take OC position with Saban. PJ Fleck is hired and Fulmer resigns a week later.

 

Sounds about right - except we wouldn't wind up with someone as good as Fleck. We'd get Mike Houston or Troy Calhoun

 

Look we have the Volunteer Navy and that fits nicely with ROW THE BOAT! Match made in heaven.

 

Somebody needs to do a deep fake with Pruitt at the capitol building

 

We will incorporate crew into our training and recruiting promos. Vols be rowing out on Loudon in turtlenecks