All I am saying is I bet you have a lot of experience with "ball" games. I'm sure you've played hide the dradle or other Jewish "ball" games as well.
Which means you are insecure about your own height. How tall are you, 5'8, 5'9? That's what I thought.
I thought it meant I don't enjoy having an ogres paws with a vice grip around my balls. I've always enjoyed the touch of woman- it is just one of things that makes you and I different (not that there is anything wrong with that).