Why Country Music is Awful

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by kidbourbon, Dec 28, 2013.

  1. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    I forget which one I put at the very top. Vampire Weekend? Haim?
     
  2. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    Okay, well fine. The music presently being produced and sold under the genre "country" is terrible. That's all I'm saying.
     
  3. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    I don't get your ears.

    That's a damn solid pop song if you ask me. "hey hey hey"
     
  4. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    I actually agree with you here. Eric Church ain't half bad.
     
  5. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    And defense wins championships.
     
  6. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    Listen to "ribs". That's the best one off her album imo. I'm not a big fan of Royals either.
     
  7. Dick Huffman

    Dick Huffman Guest

    The fact it's a "hit" tells me all I need to know of its listeners.
     
  8. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member


    If your argument is that pop music is necessarily bad, this makes you a hipster. Nobody likes hipsters. How are those skinny jeans working out for you? And your ironic t-shirt? How ironic is it?
     
  9. Dick Huffman

    Dick Huffman Guest

    No, I'm just not a 15 year old. Which is the target audience.
     
  10. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member


    1. That's not true at all
    2. Why is the target audience something you even consider?
    3. Songs I liked when I was 15, I still like today. Songs that I liked when I was 8, I still like today. What would change?
     
  11. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    Stated differently: why would you ever be considering whether you're supposed to like a song?

    I have no idea whether I'm supposed to like the song "Call Me Maybe". But I know I like it.
     
  12. Dick Huffman

    Dick Huffman Guest

    Life experience tends to change your preference in music. For instance, I liked Kid Rock and Emeniem when I was 15 but now I'm old enough to realize they are both ass clowns who write the same stupid shit that only connects with pseudo-bad asses and middle schoolers whose parents recently divorced.
     
  13. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member


    I fundamentally disagree with all of the above. My response to music is visceral. I hear a song, and I like it, or I don't. I ask no further questions.
     
  14. Dick Huffman

    Dick Huffman Guest

    Fair enough. Nothing wrong with that approach. I only advise that you not argue music with people who want more.
     
  15. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    More? What more is there? You like music or you don't.
     
  16. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    A reach-around from the drummer?
     
  17. Dick Huffman

    Dick Huffman Guest

    A Carly Rae Jepson fan is talking music. Classic.

    I suggest listening to the live version of Whipping Post then committing Seppuku for the shame you've brought to your family.
     
  18. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Swap out the grown up lyrics for something more innocent and you could put it on a kids sing alof album.

    To put it another way: add a steel guitar, a ridiculously fake Southern accent, and maybe make "girl" two syllables (good gur-uhl) and you'd have a typical modern country song.
     
    Last edited: Dec 28, 2013
  19. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

    What did Kelly Pickler ever do to you?
     
  20. g8terh8ter_eric

    g8terh8ter_eric Contributor

    Bart Baker's take was much better.
     

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