I never get the urge to defecate unless I have access to a private toilet. There must be some kind of mind-over-matter thing going on seeing as I'd sooner kiss a dude than go #2 in public. I average about 1.24 dumps a day but there's no rhyme or reason to the timing other than not going on foreign soil (with the exception of hotels, homes of friends or relatives, etc.).
In your case it probably doesn't even smell like chit anymore at that point and that "courtesy flush" is just the middle finger to the guy/gal waiting for you to get done reading an article on your phone.
I have to admit I take more time to drop a load than most, but it is due to my medical situation. Keep in mind the person taking longer than you like may not be able to do it any quicker. It just takes more time to get my pants down, wipe, and get pants back up.
Takes me a little longer because I have to stand up and urinate all over the seat when I'm done. Have fun, next guy.
Reminds me of one of the better porta jon wall quotes. "Ain't no need to stand on the seat, Tennessee crabs can jump 10 feet!"
It is amazing how many times I walk into the damn bathroom here at work (work at Pellissippi State) and the seat is covered with urine. What kind of sociopath idiot pees on the seat?
I'll take as much damn time as I need to make sure I don't have to go back in 15-20 minutes, thank you very much.
Don't even get me started. Couldn't care less about putting the seat down, but for the love of God how hard can it be to put it up with your foot?
I almost fired a guy because he never raised the seat. I finally had enough and started raising hell with him, he explained he was "too fat" to bend over and couldn't balance on one leg. The sad thing, he was too fat to bend over