I was mocking your randomly bringing in a heretofore unmentioned mascot. Yeah, South Carolina had cocks as a mascot. Oregon State has beavers. Great stuff.
If I'd gone straight for the pee pee shower comment that would have been understandable but the Cocks and your mother's relationship with them was hardly random after a condom comment and Clemson getting brought in.
Boom. Couldn't find it with either the site search engine or google. Had to just remember about when you said it in the season and in what thread.
Draymond Green played for Michigan State when they beat Tennessee in the tournament. Ergo, Golden State fan via some bastardized Auburn version of the transitive property. Ex-Auburn Tiger Wesley Person spent 5 seasons in Cleveland, so also a Cavs fan. Let's do the NFL next.