Per KNS: Heather Harrington DUI

Tenny, the standard answer to how many drinks someone consumed in about 95% of drunk driving cases is always "a couple." Good to see Heather keeping up the trend.

 

Be ready, I think I might call 656-9900 in the am.

 

Oh I know they're in the area. Like I said, I've seen every spot they have. I just didn't know they could yank you for some stupid shit like having a plate frame. Seems a bit busch league, but I've had them follow me halfway down Nubbin before. Not sure where he thought he was going to have me pull over though. I take a little bit of a different route to that road now.

 

About 7-715 is the perfect time, please.

 

Sounds about right.

 

Everyone who practices criminal defense in Knox County cashes checks from folks who got tagged leaving The Tin Roof or Rooster's. It's what The Strip was in the '80s and The Old City was for part of the '90s. The police know they can meet the numbers they have to hit in order to stay in the good graces of the NTSB and the folks in Washington and Nashville who dole out funding.

 

A couple can very well out you over the legal limit depending on physique

 

That was my first thought, followed closely by Roger.

 

Correct. Not my type.

 

Can either be called as character witnesses? I hope.

 

Given the tight relationship between KNS and The Animal, I'm a bit surprised they ran with the story.

 

It would have to be a really small physique and some wicked strong stuff.

 

The outcome of this will be a plea to DUI 1st, but she has to spend 48 hours in jail, right, Hat?

 

Dearstone obviously needs to get control of his "team."

 

If it isn't reduced to some other sort of driving offense, yes.

 

Surely to Christ they won't reduce it. That would be total bullshit, imo.

 

Laughed hard

 

Give my mom's husband a couple of normal sized shots of whiskey and he thinks he's Elvis at his '68 Comeback Special. 4 shots and he thinks he's kung fu Elvis at his '68 Comeback Special.

 

Want to call in and ask what is worse epidemic....concussions or drunk driving.....must....refrain.....

 

And I would say about 60% of those aren't lying. Are they still legally drunk? Yes.