Alan's Guide for a Successful Marriage (for men): 1) Put down the toilet seat 2) Ask her which way she likes the toilet paper: Over top or back behind 3) "I'm sorry." Congratulations, JQK!
The advice my best friend gave me at my bachelor party: The first year she'll try to take control. You have to win that battle no matter what or you'll be whipped for life. He's on his third wife now.
True, but we're both assuming that JQK hasn't taken advantage of the poophole loophole in an effort to keep his bride pure for their wedding night.
People in my generation love weddings because it gives them an opportunity to post pictures of themselves dressed up on facebook and the gram to show how popular and fancy they are.