Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by CardinalVol, Aug 14, 2019.
I give you my (and his) thoughts on weddings -
Congrats to both of you gentlemen.
Alan's Guide for a Successful Marriage (for men):
1) Put down the toilet seat
2) Ask her which way she likes the toilet paper: Over top or back behind
3) "I'm sorry."
Planning a wedding is excellent practice. “Yes, dear, that’s perfect. I agree 100%”
Wait till the preacher finds out
The advice my best friend gave me at my bachelor party:
The first year she'll try to take control. You have to win that battle no matter what or you'll be whipped for life.
He's on his third wife now.
Give 60% and expect 40% back.
You’ll tolerate each other till y’all die.
It’s damned expensive to switch’em out.
He has a saying, "I just love that new wife smell."
If she says back behind, divorce her.
he's marrying a woman?
I think the correct terminology is,
Cheaper to keep her
piihb, Johnny. Everything else will work itself out.
Just enjoy the pink first.
He's not ready to run yet.
Don’t forget the stink
True, but we're both assuming that JQK hasn't taken advantage of the poophole loophole in an effort to keep his bride pure for their wedding night.
People in my generation love weddings because it gives them an opportunity to post pictures of themselves dressed up on facebook and the gram to show how popular and fancy they are.
have you tried turning them off, then turning them on again?
Turning them off is a breeze. Turning them on is where it gets tricky.
Separate names with a comma.