COVID-19 (artist formerly known as Wuhan strain novel Corona virus)

The guy Rogan had on said something about this

 

Once everybody gets it, it’ll stop spreading

 

If LAUSD suspend classes we are suspending play at our little league. My buddy whose wife works for LAUSD is saying they are going to suspend classes by Friday. This should be interesting.

 

When I first read about the ban before I got to this detail, it had me worried. My dad is currently in the hospital, and I had been shopping flights for a few days. Luckily, it appears he is improving rapidly, but I panicked for a moment for a couple of reasons.

 

What are you guys going to do with your time during the mandatory quarantines? I figure to work on my picking hand techniques and foresee a ton of Monopoly with the fam.

 

Regret not having bought an amp yet while I play guitar through my Bose Bluetooth speaker.

 

I am sure the wife has about 4838294 honey-do's for me

 

Yea! I'm now in a level three travel alert area. Woohoo!

 

I'm not even saying I think we will have to use it. I'm just saying we need a plan because as soon as 1 case pops up in Maryville TN, people will begin to lose the ever loving minds.

 

Time to nuke Warhammer.

 

At least I know who I'm not leaving my farm to.

 

I need to order my carb rebuild kit and do that as well as a tune up on my Infiniti. Maybe look into starting to modify some Hot Wheels I have laying around.

Who am I kidding? I work for Amazon, I'll still be working.

 

Supposedly 4,000 of the 80,000 infected in Wuhan were healthcare workers.

 

Now I have a cough and a slightly sore throat. Is it my annual allergy reaction to certain trees or Corona? This is the problem with this kind of thing because now I am paranoid. I don't have any of the other symptoms, particularly soreness in my muscles and joints and no trouble breathing.

But still.

 

Does seem a little hypocritical to make the players play.

 

Time to nuke norris. We can't take any chances.

 

It's allergies

 

My son woke up at 2 this morning with a fever, sore throat, and an upset stomach. I've locked him in a closet with enough Capri Suns, Cheez-its, and candy to last 14 days. Anything else I should do?

 

Toss a tactical nuke in the closet and tell your wife it's for the best.

 

Need a shitter. I also have TP for sale