MLB

Who needs a shortstop anyway?

 

"Boy, that thing got out of here in a hurry. Anything that goes that far should have a stewardess on it."

 

A little more Ohtani

 

Hold up. Why is he even hitting? I just realized he is hitting. I mean, dude jacked one, but is he that good of a hitter that he pitches and hits, too? I am completely unfamiliar with his situation.

 

Yeah he hits too. Last year being so stupid stole a lot of his thunder

 

I assume MLB no longer requires ID to pick up tickets at will call or to buy a beer

 

Most stadiums now use mobile ticketing so will call is a service that is no longer offered, like at the Truist Park Ticket Office, for example.

That you have to show an ID to purchase an alcoholic beverage is a state requirement, not an MLB
requirement.

 

I like the Sarcasm. lol

 

Where was this reds offense last year? Good lord

 

Please refer to the Braves as L0s Brav0s to accurately reflect the number of games we will win this year.

Thank you and [uck fay] sports.

 

We’ll win the East

 

*World Series

 

Through yesterday the league was hitting .233 with 2696 strikeouts in 9571 at bats.

 

Yeesh

 

I’ve not watched a single game this year, and doubt I will.