2019 Vol Baseball

Discussion in 'VOLuminous' started by lylsmorr, Feb 15, 2019.

  1. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff More fragile than Mr. Glass

    This pitcher early body language looks bad.
  2. 2Maggitt2Quit

    2Maggitt2Quit Contributor

    This poor catcher.
  3. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff More fragile than Mr. Glass

    Pitcher looked stressed out 5 pitches in. Shrugging his shoulders and shit.
  4. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    I watched the game, until just now.

    I realized anew why I hate that [uck fay]ing game. You’ll see less dudes just standing around adjusting their pants and wiping their damn brows at the [uck fay]ing CO-OP. Goddamn, boring. Makes me miss the comparatively frenetic pace of curling.

    [uck fay] that [itch bay] ass home plate ump. Atrocious calls. Walking out to the mound to confront the pitcher. [uck fay] that punk.

    And [uck fay] Carolina, and their entire [itch bay] ass existence, too. [uck fay]ing chodes.

    I’ll cheer for [uck fay]ing Auburn or Vandy to win it all, before Carolina.
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  5. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Tennessee should recruit a whole lot more players who are substantially better at more consistently hitting a baseball.

    There. I just solved all of our baseball problems.

    Is this shit this easy?
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  6. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Its actually not that easy, because there's only 7-8 people that give a shit about baseball these days. So, out of those 8, maybe 3 can hit a ball, 2 will be able to sit around for 3 hours doing nothing until it's their turn to hit again
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  7. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    I'm learning a lot about baseball in here.
  8. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Super Moderator

    Are you allowed to use the big end of the bat to hit with?
  9. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    Big end is for penetration. Everyone knows that.
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  10. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    The only way you’d know that is if someone told you.
  11. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    This is the easiest sport in the whole damned world to solve.

    Tbh, I really did watch most of the game last night - probably the first baseball game I’ve watched for more than a few seconds (long enough to change the channel / shoot my tv) in 20+ years - and was legit pulling for them.

    I don’t know a damned thing about it, don’t want to, and will probably never go see a game - but I love Tennessee more than I hate baseball, and was proud of how well they seemed to do those year, and battled yesterday.

    You can tell that they aren’t where they needed to be in order to advance, but are heading in that direction. I like that Vitello cat and always hope that we throw money at coaches who make the kind of impactful progress he’s made, so as to hold onto him. I hope they do, so as to keep it rolling.
  12. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    Or if they did some big figure 8s.
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  13. MaconVol

    MaconVol Chieftain

    Fulmer signs Vitello to a 5 year extension.
  14. 2Maggitt2Quit

    2Maggitt2Quit Contributor

    Atta boy, Fulmer.
  15. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    I love this news.
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  16. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

  17. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff More fragile than Mr. Glass

    that is good news and Fulmer seems to be good at his job
  18. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Good news.

    I'm interested to see what type of buyout he has if he wants to leave for another job.
  19. PilotFlyingJ

    PilotFlyingJ Well-Known Member

    It’s almost as if he’s got the best interests of the school and AD in mind and doesn’t care about grifting money through an endless assortment of building projects.
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  20. Butthole

    Butthole Member

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