4-year old boy banned from doughnut shop......

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by Oldvol75, Jul 24, 2014.

  1. Oldvol75

    Oldvol75 Super Bigfoot Guru Mod

  2. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    The mom is a hottie.
     
  3. IP

    IP It's just business.

    I'm sure the 4 year old was maliciously asking if the really big lady were pregnant.
     
  4. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    As the father of a four year old boy -

    1. I'm thankful that he hasn't said something like this to anyone yet.
    2. I would imagine we'd see exactly how red my face could get if he did from embarrassment.
    3. I'd go postal on the workers there, and then never return and make sure everyone in the western hemisphere knew what happened with the sole goal in life to shut the business down.
     
  5. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    That's funny. Honest mistake. A four year calling them as he sees them. Living large.
     
  6. Joseph Brant

    Joseph Brant Airbrush Aficionado

    I would've collapsed from laughter had I heard him ask the question,
     
  7. BearCat204

    BearCat204 Chieftain

    Maybe the "pregnant chick" should be the one banned from the doughnut shop............wouldnt hurt
     
  8. IP

    IP It's just business.

    They are the high and holy paladins of the Church of Fat, defending the obese donut consumers from logical queries of 4 year olds. They deserve weeks of public ridicule.
     
  9. IP

    IP It's just business.

    I was about to go there. They banned the wrong one.
     
  10. smokysbark

    smokysbark Chieftain

    I did that ... as a grown man. A very stupid ass grown man. I asked one of the dental assistants at my son's orthodontist when she was due. She said, "never ... I'm just fat." To which I replied, "Can you please punch me in face right now?"

    To my defense, who gains weight in the exact body shape that you would look like if you're pregant? Good Lord, wear a sign or something.
     
  11. Oldvol75

    Oldvol75 Super Bigfoot Guru Mod

    I've looked pregnant for years.
     
  12. IP

    IP It's just business.

    I've come close, but never have actually done it. One good trick is to somehow strike up a conversation about drinking. If they are pregnant, they are sure to mention they can't drink right now while describing what beverages they do or do not like.

    Of course, the side effect is that while knowing whether they are pregnant or fat, they now suspect you are an alcoholic for bringing up drinking at 9:45 AM at the dentist.
     
  13. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    Quality control lady
     
  14. BearCat204

    BearCat204 Chieftain

    I laghed
     
  15. MWR

    MWR Contributor

    Occasionally, I need a sign

    [video=youtube;p5ZkdHImCuQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5ZkdHImCuQ[/video]
     
  16. smokysbark

    smokysbark Chieftain

    Haha ... well done.
     
  17. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    Looked?
     
  18. Oldvol75

    Oldvol75 Super Bigfoot Guru Mod

    I'm going to name it Irving Prince.
     
  19. 615 Vol

    615 Vol Chieftain

    She's too good for business.
     
  20. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    However, my hour year old did devour 14 donut holes one morning though. I was very impressed.
     

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