I'll kick it off. 1. Can you tie a bowtie without aide or instruction? 2. Would you prefer that your parents watched you have sex with your wife, or that you had to watch parents have sex, instead? 3. You can listen to one album for the rest of your life - one - and nothing else, ever. Name it. 4. Was Katrina sufficient proof that almost everyone - including God - hates jazz? (the exceptions being The Gays, pompous black males who require a cheap way to appear uniquely cosmopolitan, and white people who appreciate it's stunted and nonsensical rhythms) 5. Why are you such a Justin Bieber purist?