50 / 50 Q&A: VolinBHam

I'll kick it off.

1. Can you tie a bowtie without aide or instruction?
2. Would you prefer that your parents watched you have sex with your wife, or that you had to watch parents have sex, instead?
3. You can listen to one album for the rest of your life - one - and nothing else, ever. Name it.
4. Was Katrina sufficient proof that almost everyone - including God - hates jazz? (the exceptions being The Gays, pompous black males who require a cheap way to appear uniquely cosmopolitan, and white people who appreciate it's stunted and nonsensical rhythms)
5. Why are you such a Justin Bieber purist?

 

6. Why Birmingham?

 

7. If the Big Lebowski was never filmed, how would your life be for the better?

 

8. Has a student ever told you they'd do whatever it takes for an A?

 

9. Do you believe -- like I -- that the Grass Roots were easily one of the most underrated bands to come out of the 1960s?

 

11. Where you from?

 

10. Where would you rate John Bonham as a drummer?

 

11. What year were you born?

12. What is your favorite line from TBL?

13. Paper or plastic?

 

14, Would you rather share your house with 10 mice or 1 snake?

 

15. If you could know, would you want to know the day you die?

 

16. What is your favorite condiment, and what is your favorite thing to put it on?

 

17 Good food and a shitty live band or good live music and shitty food?

 

18. What is the worst physical injury you have ever sustained?

19. Best and worst qualities in a woman?

20. Most exotic location you have ever been? Interpret "exotic" however you wish.

 

What three things do you bring with you to a deserted island?

 

25. Ham or Turkey?

 

Damnit, people...

 

26. Bama game. 58 degrees and sunny. 3;30 pm. Tickets on the 30. What's your gameday wardrobe?

 

27. Moment in your life you were most afraid?

 

28. Dog or cat?

 

29. Best moment of your life?