An East Tn Tradition Today...

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by NYYVol, Apr 29, 2012.

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  1. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    It's Dollywood time. Funnel cakes and steam engines. It's the simple things in life that make me happy.
     
  2. MaconVol

    MaconVol Chieftain

    Is Tenny D going with you?
     
  3. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    He only goes on Gay Pride Weekend dressed as Dolly.
     
  4. volfanjo

    volfanjo Chieftain

    I thought only people from Ohio went to Dollywood.
     
  5. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    Not true. Of course I'll have the married man with two kids and miniscule penis demographic locked up today.
     
  6. hallowed_hill

    hallowed_hill Active Member

    Dollywood '12 matching airbrushed t-shirts?
     
  7. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    I bet it's 4 inches of hell, though.
     
  8. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    BTW, I'm a bit disappointed, NY. Your tradition is a bit underwhelming. My favorite ETN tradition is doing moonshine shots from a shot glass taken without the use of hands from a hooker's ample cleavage. Fun times.
     
  9. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    It isn't too big around, but it sure is short.
     
  10. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    We call that Thursday.
     
  11. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    In about 3 weeks, color me there on Thursday.
     
  12. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Thought about going to Dollywood yesterday to ride the new coaster until I realized that it was going to cost $3,429 and a kidney per person. They can go [uck fay] themselves.

    Not sure if it is still like this, but a couple of years ago you could get a season pass to Six Flags for less than a day pass to Dollywood.
     
  13. chavisut

    chavisut Dan Mullen Fan Club President

    Not a true fan.
     
  14. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    We get a free ticket to the Christmas season so one of those nights we upgrade and it saves a ton. Also, the new ride is legit.
     
  15. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    My aunt is good friends with Dolly.
     
  16. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    anyone under a BMI of 35?
     
  17. Dollywood is cool now.
     
  18. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    I miss Silver Dollar City.
     
  19. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    I miss Magic World.
     
  20. JZ1124

    JZ1124 Active Member

    Funnel cakes, wife beaters, jorts, mullets, fu manchu's and American Eagle tattoos; does it get any better?
     

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