Any Questions for Butch?

I volunteered and got the gig tommorrow. I will be picking Butch up at the airport and escorting him around Gallatin tommorrow morning. Post questions here. (Extra duty has perks) Don't hate.

 

Ask him how much fan negativity on message boards effects his ability to do his job.

 

On average, how much are we paying per signee?

Surely you realize jancek is awful right?

Do you really get it?

 

Also, ask him what his favorite Dooley story is.

 

Do they still sale rooster nuts in Gallatin? It is still dry there? Where's the money Lebowski?

 

How many bricks have you handed out?

 

what time do y'all want to meet me for lunch at top hog?

 

yassss

 

Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Do you like gladiator movies?

 

Does Peyton Manning really smell of rainbows and cotton candy?

 

When did you realize Colorado was not your dream job?

 

Word is that the Christmas party he threw for the AD the day he took the job turned into everyone sharing a "I remember when Dooley..." story.

 

Ask him if he'll consider unbuttoning the top button.

 

Oh, to be a fly on the wall. On second thought, better to not be. I don't think it would be good for me.

 

This is the best question yet. I love me some top hog.

 

Ask him if he's ever seen a QB put his hands under a center's ass.

 

Ask him where babies come from

 

should have made it a pay-per-view event.

 

Is it bad that I will give Butch more security than I would Obama?

 

Does he go back to front OR front to back