Arian Foster: Still a Fool

Came out and finally held a presser for the media, proceeded to answer every question - about a dozen or so - with some variation of new Coach O'Brien's theme of "be a better teammate".

The he media hate his ass, just like nearly everyone else.

Link: http://www.csnhouston.com/football-houston-texans/talk/foster-speaks-without-saying-thing

 

I think he's legitimately retarded. Must get it from mom.

 

Douche catamaran, imo.

 

Suffered brain injury as a result of not having food in college IMO. Tacos weren't enough.

 

He's nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is.

 

He used to brag about "getting a real degree".

He was a philosophy major.

You can't write this shit.

 

Shots fired, TarVolon.

 

With respect Tar Volon....

 

Damn you. You beat me to it.

It's ok Tar. I'm a piece of shit public worker. Wear it with pride.

 

Too busy trying to figure out if he exists to respond.

 

8th's keyser soze

 

Priceless.

*mobile like button

 

Probably posts on a West Virginia board now.

 

austraaaaaaalian for fumble is one of the funniest things I've read on the Vol boards.

Miss Business.

 

Mom dropped him on his head too many times, imo.

 

It's not Arian's fault. Blame clearly lies with the supercomputer/aliens controlling the brain in the vat.

 

X 2 on both counts.

 

I bet he will have a reality show in no time.

 

he presents all the classic symptoms of chronic hypotacosis.

 

You guys obviously do not know how valuable it is to be a good teammate.