"As Seen on TV" Items you have bought......

I will try it, we have a coffee can full of them

 

teflon tape may help too.

 

Helicopter lure by Roland Martin. If I ever see him in person, I'm getting 29.99 out of his ass. I was 13, and he made it look like the best thing since sliced bread.


Banjo minnow works like a charm on the river though.

 

OK, who bought the ginsu knife collection to see if it indeed cut through your shoe?

 

Dang I remember the helicopter lure

 

I have a microwave omelette (sp?) maker. It is pretty solid. It can have one cooked in five minutes or less depending on the size it.

 

I think I got a little fatter just looking at that in Walgreens.

 

Fittings are garbage on almost everything today, plastic crap. You can't sock anything down as tight as you'd like.

 

If you don't have a set it and forget it Ronco rotisserie, you're f-ing yourself out of some fine chicken

 

I actually LOL on that one!

 

Oh, and the headlight cleaner. Turns out you can do the same thing with a can of Off mosquito spray

 

I figured out a zoom fluke can do the same thing as the banjo minnow

 

Yeah but for as seen on TV, it's not a total rip off like most. Bass kill a floating minnow while on bed

 

Legit lol'd.

 

Mwr wins the internet.

Again.

 

But wait, there's more............................

 

Is this something you bought for the Morning After?

 

I want to be compensated for the use of my likeness. I ain't cheap either.

 

Well, those huge cans of Flex Seal are supposed to make you more svelte and debonaire. That oughta be some compensation.